I Tend To Ruminate
Apropos of yesterday's rant. Being the needy woman that I am I asked my husband if I could get some "maintenance" done on my face. I figured that if he had to, he'd lie to spare my fragile feelings. DH: What would you have done? Me: Well, you know, this thing between my eyebrows called the "Bitch Wrinkle" DH: Now that you mention it...It does kind of look like a vagina on your forehead. Now I know what DH really stands for: Dick Head.